APC has sold their souls to the devil and now they want to sell the whole country 

​GOVTS LIES A LOT BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN GOVT THAT LIES SHAMELESSLY LIKE THIS APC GOVT
Read the story of maina’s  reinstatement as arranged in a dramatic form
Maina Super Story..
A Wale Adenuga Production!
..we are only Okoso, in the hands of APC..
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Curtains raised. Enters Maina like a thief in the night..
Audience screams..
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ACT 1 SCENE 1..
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Buhari: Who reinstated Maina? Why and where??.. Sack Maina immediately and make him face the rot of the law!”
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Bishops Edwin: “May the morbid soul of this Maina case rest in perfect peace.. Adieu Case!”
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Nigerian Senate: rest for where? Naa lie.. Let us create an adhoc committee in our own image and likeness.. Form board join.. We must look into it.. Habaaa.. Naa ojoro naa.. Monkey smart naa where tree near tree! We go follow chop too..
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Abdulrasheed Maina: I have been collecting salaries, up to October!.. You can take the animal out of the bush but you can’t take the bush out of the animal..
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Kemi Adeosun: shatap there! Who give you.. You wey de abroad! You are not on our payroll since 19kpiridim..
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Maina’s Lawyer: He is, he has collected all his salaries and has never gone abroad. But the pay slip.. Emm.. Emm.. lemme goan look for it in the lagoon! Ayam coming..
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Mohammed Babandede: yes he has never gone abroad. He is on our blocked list. DSS said we should block him and so he has never left the borders of Nigeria.. How him wan take go abroad? Him be winsh?.. But wait oo.. Nnamdi Kanu had two passports and is a dual citizen.. Abdulrasheed Maina has 3 valid passport, therefore he is a trio Citizen.. Lemme comman be going!
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Lawal Musa Daura: Nooo! Maybe other agencies told you to block him. Not us. Maybe EFCC. We are not even aware that Maina is wanted.. Nigerians de talk am. E be like rumour.. Eeeeehn.. So Maina is wanted?.. We for catcham naa.. But how can you say he has NOT gone abroad. Malami asked for my advice to meet Maina abroad.. Which I gave..
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Abubakar Malami: I met him in US.. Abi naa winsh I see.. Now ayam confused. But nobi me sign those letters to the civil service Commision.. Or am I?? No I amu’nt.. Obla signed them. Obla is a thief. He can sign for Africa.
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Ibrahim Magu: Daura you no fit talk without chukin your mouth in my matter! Why you call my name? I tell you say me and Maina de quarrel?? I tell you say I seize house from am?? Kpachara anya gi there..
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Aliyu Madaki: Then we will punish Obla. He broke administration ethics. And why haven’t you punished him yourself.
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Abubakar Malami: biko nu.. Hapu kwa ya!.. We have not had time to punish him.. E get as the matter be..
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Oyo-Ita Winifred: mbok I de talk my own since de shout am.. I didn’t de for the whole matter.. I just saw Maina for office smiling.. They said meeting to reinstate was held in front of me..ask them, was I not sleeping when they were talking?.. Did I say piaaaam thru out???
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Abdulrahman Bello Dambazzau: Blood of blood.. Madam, you can lie ooO! Naa me de on my own, una post come give me for my ministry.. Warris my own.. I gave him an office naa.. Izzit my fault?
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SIX MONTHS LATER..
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Rodents in the President’s office has eaten up ALL the pages of the Maina senate adhoc committee reports..
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Abdulrasheed Maina nko??.. He is no where to be found. Ò missi go kwa again.. This government sef..
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CAST:
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~ Muhammadu Buhari as clueless Mr kwarapt
~ Bishops Edwin as pensioner who Maina ate his money
~ Kemi Adeosun as Minister for finance
~ Abdulrasheed Maina.. As trinity ghost
~ Bob Akalawu As Maina’s lawyer and lover of APC
~ Abubakar Malami as Attorney general
~ Winifred Oyo-Ita as head of civil service
~ Mohammed M Bandede as DG immigrations
~  Dambazzau Bello Abdulrahaman as Minister for interior
~ Aliyu Madaki as Adhoc committee chairman
~ Ibrahim Mustafa Magu as EFCC boss
~ Lawal Musa Daura as DSS boss
~ #PDP_vs_APC as the rodents that will make the reports disappear after this whole chauvinism..

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