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Funny! Read open letter to Mark Zuckerberg on Facebook for Nigerians
A facebook user wrote a funny open letter to Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg requesting for a special traditional Facebook be opened for Nigerians named ‘Facebook Calabash’. Read full letter below:
Follow us on social media:Dear Mark Zuckerberg,
I have a proposal. You have tried by giving us Facebook, Facebook Lite and Facebook Messenger.
But you need to create something more traditional for some of us. We can call it Facebook Calabash.
I would love to see notifications like:
1. Kimberly Saraphy Cole, and 24 other just looked at your profile photo and hissed. Let them know you are aware! Send them your thoughts. Or send soldiers to discipline them…ߘ鰟عߘ銊2. Isola Ayo-theygy Funso Arinfe has just unliked one of your posts. Do you want to blind him ?…ߘﰟدߘﰟعߘ鰟ع
3. Shuaib Ridwan Gbolahan and Oyewale Shina are exchanging messages, gossiping about you. Join the conversation suddenly and shock them! Or send them some chickenpox…ߘ鰟عߘ銊4. Motunrayo Wahab is wondering why you mentioned her in this post. Do you wish to send her some knowledge? Or turn her to an avatar with tail….ߘ鰟عߘ鰟ع
5. Dawodu Olatunji just wished he could block you. Let him know you’re aware. Send him some common sense. Or block his brain. ….ߘ鰟عߘ鰟عߘ銊6. Opeyemi Dapo Ogunjirin and 50 others are going through your timeline, wondering if they could delete your posts. Send them a collective thunder and hailstorm to show you care!..ߘǰߘǰߘǰߘNJ
7. Olamide Helen Peculiar Kolawole and 8 other friends are taking your picture to their coven! Send them a warning message. Or turn them to imbecile ..ߑﰟѿߑ8. Akinsipe Ọláyímiká Omidan is secretly crushing on you. Pop into her head and check out her latest thoughts about you!..ߘʰߘʰߘ鰟ع9. Olaniyan Tosin is thinking of you. Let her know you love her too. Whisper into her ear by clicking the mouth button…ߑ찟Ѽ
10. Olagunju Horlarleykan Muideen and 189 other former classmates of yours are regretting not killing you in school. Let them know you are willing to forgive. Or strike them all with Fourwengerlysis…
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