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LMAO😂: Student Vs Teacher
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes, why not?
STUDENT: How will you put an elephant inside
a fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
STUDENT: It’s easy Sir, you just open the fridge
and put it in. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How will you put a donkey inside the
fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in.
STUDENT: No Sir. You open the fridge, take
out the elephant and put it in.
TEACHER: Ooh…ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday party, and
one animal is missing, which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No Sir. It is the donkey because it’s
still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No Sir. One last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there’s a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you do
that?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would need a boat
to cross.
STUDENT: No Sir. You just swim and cross the
river because all the crocodiles went to the
lion’s birthday party . . .
TEACHER: I have my own question, if all the
students come to school tomorrow except one
person, who is that person?
STUDENT: No idea Sir.
TEACHER: It’s you, because you are on two
weeks suspension with effect from now!!!:oops:😂😂
Student VS Teacher
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes, why not?
STUDENT: How will you put an elephant inside
a fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
STUDENT: It’s easy Sir, you just open the fridge
and put it in. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How will you put a donkey inside the
fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in.
STUDENT: No Sir. You open the fridge, take
out the elephant and put it in.
TEACHER: Ooh…ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday party, and
one animal is missing, which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No Sir. It is the donkey because it’s
still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No Sir. One last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there’s a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you do
that?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would need a boat
to cross.
STUDENT: No Sir. You just swim and cross the
river because all the crocodiles went to the
lion’s birthday party . . .
TEACHER: I have my own question, if all the
students come to school tomorrow except one
person, who is that person?
STUDENT: No idea Sir.
TEACHER: It’s you, because you are on two
weeks suspension with effect from now!!!:oops:😂😂
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