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Norwegian Coach Seeks Ronaldo & Zlatan’s Sperm To Breed Better Footballers In Future (Video)
There’s little doubt that Norwegian football has been on the decline since the days of Tore Andre Flo and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, however, one coach has come up with a genius idea at turning the curve.
Ole Vidar Toftesund, manager of lowly Nordstranda has a plan of injecting fresh blood into Norwegian football that’s at once bold and bizarre.
Frustrated by the dwindling fortunes of his lower league side and an acute shortage of talents in the country, the coach of 30 years, through a Facebook video, makes a touching plea for the sperm of Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovic to improve the gene pool of the next generation of Norwegian footballers.
Quite simply, Toftesund wants the Manchester United and Real Madrid superstars to impregnate his other players’ girlfriends to create better players for his team.
Apparently, there’s something more bizarre than Fergie’s hairdryer or Joaquin Caparros’ **** sessions as far as coaches’ antics are concerned.
However, we don’t know if he conducted a survey to find out how the players’ girlfriends feel about being impregnated by the famous duo.
Meanwhile, fans haven’t been too pleased with the great plan…
If you still harbor any doubts, watch the video below.
https://youtu.be/RyXLZ0joAMo
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