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MUST READ: Funny Comments Commentators Used During Brazil Sorrowful Thrashing by the German Team

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10 years ago

July 10, 2014

The commentators must be comedians. They kept on dropping hilarious and wicked comments especially the ‘Commentator 1’ through out the entire match. Here are a few to mention, if you remember any, add yours below..
1. I have never seen a goal less celebrated in my life
2. The Brazilians can’t wait to return to the dressing room which will be their sanctuary for now
3. This is the kind of score line that can make grey hair turn white
4. Filipe Scolari is looking 4 somewhere to hide.
5. Brazil have Neymar. Argentina have Messi. Portugal have Ronaldo. Germany have a team
6. Brazil used up all its energy singing the National anthem.
7. “Dante has just collected a yellow card to complete his day”.
8. “The referee is considering not giving any extra time, to save Brazil from further humiliation”
9. I can’t remember the last time the Brazilians had a shot on target ” he said that on the first half.
10. 20mins into the 2nd half, he said “Brazil has not conceded a worldcup goal since 39mins ago”
11. “Germany are getting goals and the Brazilians are getting confused.”
12. About 3x minutes into the match, (Germany 5 vs Brazil 0)
Commentator: I’m absolutely sure that most of the television sets in Brazil would have been switched off by now.
13. Commentator 1: I mean we’ve seen something like this. Germany lead Sweden 4 in the first half and Sweden equalised, so same can be said for Brazil.
Commentator 2: you forget to add that Sweden is a better team.
14. ”Oscar just scored the most pointless goal in a World Cup!!”
15. If your name begins with a ‘K’, you are likely to get a goal today. – Commentator
16. Commentator @ 7th GoaL: – “Now Jim I think someone else has Brazil’s controller. They’d better hand it back to Scolari before I quit!”