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Ten Shocking Things That Would Make Me Cry On My Wedding Day
Ten Things That Would Make Me Cry On My Wedding Day
1. The bills I’ll pay after the wedding. Tears.
2. The sight of my ex eating my wedding rice with two meats. Extra tears.
3. When big people who were supposed to come gift me cars and houses couldn’t make it to the wedding. Pain.
4. Small children collecting food twice because their mummy is part of the caterers. Corruption.
5. The thought of finally losing my virginity. Extra extra tears.
6. Friends and family dancing more than me. It’s my wedding, please, not yours.
7. When the MC asks me to dance. Death sentence.
8. My best man looking hotter than me. Can’t happen,
but in case…
9. When people gift I and my wife pots and bathing bucket after eating my rice.
10. When they come to tell me fufu has finished and guests want more. Tearssss of joyyyyyy.
As a man, nothing else should make you cry other than these ten above. Nothing.→
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