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‘At 78, You Belong In A Retirement Home So Go There!’ – Reno Tells Buhari

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December 17, 2020

Renowned author, Reno Omokri has revealed what he will give to President Buhari as a birthday present..

The president is celebrating his 78th birthday today and it is from this backdrop that Reno is giving him this present.

Taking to his Instagram handle, the former presidential aide wrote;

“Dear General @MuhammaduBuhari,

On your 78th birthday, I remind you of the 78 farmers whose throats were slit by Boko Haram and the 333 #KankaraStudents abducted by Boko Haram. I remind you that you met Nigeria as the third fastest growing economy in the world, but today, we are the world headquarters for extreme poverty. I also remind you that you met Nigeria at 136 on Transparency International’s Corruption Perception Index, but today we are so corrupt that we are at 146. Finally, I remind you that in 2015, Nigeria was the fourth most terrorised country in the world, according to the Global Terrorism Index, but today we are now the third most terrorised nation on Earth.

The truth is clear. At 78, you belong in a retirement home. Go there. I, Reno Omokri, will pay. That is my birthday present to you!”