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LMAO: OKAY SWEAR YOU NEVER DID ANY OF THESE
1.- If you didn’t kill earthworm with salt.
2.- If you didn’t play rubber band.
3.- If you never bath in the the rain.
4.- If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1
5.- If you did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed.
6.- If you didn’t throw your milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7.- If you didn’t just wash your legs and hands instead of bathing before going to school.
8.- If you didn’t act film inside uncompleted buildings or under the bed with friends.
9.- If you have never flew a kite.
10.- If you didn’t use your two legs to build houses with sands.
11.- If you never wrote your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- If you didn’t close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off.
13.- If you neva waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.
14.- If you didn’t hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at night.
15.- If you never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a car.
16.- If you never mixed garri and sugar in your pocket and eat it while walking on the street.
17. If you never did mama and papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire.
18.- If you didn’t play table soccer with bottle cover.
……..then I guess your childhood was not fun!….
Do you know it is not “jangilova epo motor”? it is “JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR”! I bet you don’t knw. Don’t be shy. I didn’t know either until I grew up.
….am sure 99.9% of Nigeria Adult doesn’t know that nursery rhyme
“sandalili sandalili” is actually “standard living standard living”
I know you are singing it now again, smiles…
***Confess you are guilty? hahahahaha! keep sharing the fun and laugh it off.:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:😂😂😂
***%Don’t break this chain share it to all your school and playing mate two remember dem of their childhood memories…laugh a little #christmasfun
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