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LOL! : His 'Penis' Not Long Enough
A guy and his girlfriend decide to set a password for a shared computer which contains their sex tapes..
The girl says they should use ‘not4pornography’ as the password but the dude had a different idea.
He types in, ‘Mypenis’.
After a loud beep, a message appears on the computer screen: ‘ERROR, NOT LONG ENOUGH’.
His girlfriend falls to the ground rolling.
“Thank you for letting him know,” she screams before running out of the room.
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