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Video Of The Man With Longest Joystick In The World, As Doctors Explain His Condition

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7 years ago

January 21, 2017

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera from Saltillo, Mexico, has the largest joystick in the world, with a member measuring a mammoth 18.9 inches, making Jonah Falcon’s famed phallus look like a flaccid flop.

Jonah Falcon is the renowned record holder of the longest joystick in the world but this man right here has vowed to disprove that.

Despite health concerns expressed by medical experts over the size of this trouser snake, Roberto is practically unmoved and looks forward to even more adventurous life as a Porn Star when he finally gets to America.

He said

I am happy with my joystick, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognise this record… I am famous because I have the biggest joystick in the world.

The incredible size of Roberto’s joystick has caused him series of health problems. He frequently suffers urinary tract infections and he keeps his monster joystick wrapped in bandages as he claims continuous discomfort when not wrapped in bandages.

Every night he sleeps on his back so as to avoid discomfort and Roberto says his joystick has too much girth to have intercourse. Not only that, but his joystick keeps him from enjoying the finer things in life, such as sex… And kneeling down.

As a matter of fact, the Mexican government has labelled him disabled and so, he enjoys the economic benefits from government.

With all these bad effects, he has continuously refused doctors advice on getting a joystick reduction. he said

I don’t feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me. And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal. They don’t care about what I have in my pants.